Pieces of Me...

Letters I wish I could write.

Dear Front-End Loader,
Just wanted to let you know how much we appreciate all the effort you put into our basement.  We understand you ran into a really rocky situation and couldn't get the job done, but no worries.  We know you tried your hardest.  But, with that being said, we won't be needing your services at the moment.  


Thanks again,
Miti

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Dear Back Hoe,
We really appreciate you coming out to help us today!  Johnny, our builder, could really use your muscle.  I know it was a  last minute thing, but sometimes you just gotta get out the big guns if you want to get the job done and that's where you come in.  So, please, please, please dig as HARD as you can and I will love you forever.

P.S.  Also if you don't mind, will you please make our temporary road for us.  That would be AWESOME!

BACK HOES ROCK!!!
Miti

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Dear Producers of Clean House,
Is there any way your crew can make it to North Carolina today?  My sister could really, and I mean REALLY, use y'alls help.  I wish I could explain, but there just isn't much time left.  Gotta go.....

Please hurry!!!!
Miti

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Dear Hefty Trash Bags,
Thank you for being so hefty, hefty!!!!!  That's all.

Your loyal customer,
Miti