Momma Saw the Doctor and the Doctor Said...

I went to see my "family" doctor the other day just to get a check up. He pulled out his stethoscope and began to listen to my beating heart.

"Thum Thum....Thum Thum....Thum Thum,"
the doctor said quietly with deep concentration.

"So how's it sound, Doc? Am I good?" I asked.

"Nope," he replied.
"You're sick and sour."


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LeAnn Whines

Mason woke up this morning and immediately turned on the T.V. and out of all the things there is to watch, he decides that he wants to watch music videos. Sounds good to me! So there I was, making his breakfast, thinking "Oooo I like this song!" Then suddenly I hear him say,

"Mommy I can't watch this."

"Watch what?"
I asked.

And with a wrinkled little face full of disgust, he turns and says,
"I can't watch this 'GIRL' music!"

Yes it's true. He may LOVE music, but LeAnn Rimes... not so much.


I guess she's just not tough enough. Man, do they start young. Can you believe it?!! Just 3yrs old and already picking sides. His daddy will be proud.

One things for sure...
Boys will be Boys

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Talking Trash

For today's Friday Funny, I thought I'd talk a little trash. Please don't be offended. It's not meant to upset you. I promise you'll get a little giggle out of it.

The other day, as my husband was taking out the trash,
my little guy walked up to me and asked,
"Mommy, where's Daddy going?"
"He's going to take the trash to the dump," I said.
"OH...He's gonna go take a DUMP?" he replied.

HEE HEE!!!

I think someone's heard the phrase,
Taking a DUMP
a little to much.
Don't you think?


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Hot Pockets Anyone?

My nephew, Stefan, is always up for a good laugh. So when we went to my sister's for Easter, he thought that we'd all get a good laugh watching some of his Tivo'd collections, one of which was of Jim Gaffigan, a very FUNNY comedian. I had never heard of him before, but I promise he's got to know me, because he started making fun of me. It must have been me he was making fun of, because apparently NO ONE ELSE eats Hot Pockets. And not ONLY do I eat Hot Pockets, I also enjoy eating a good Lean Pocket. I was laughing so hard, that tears were coming down my face. Stefan said he had never seen me laugh so hard. To tell you the truth, I don't think I have EVER laughed that hard. So, watch the video and have a good laugh on me. And if you want to laugh some more, visit Kim at Homesteaders Heart for more Friday Funnies.